Yeah, so the tournament starts tomorrow and everyone you know has suddenly started asking your opinion on BYU (my thoughts? Mormons are dead inside). Personally, I know less than nothing about college basketball. My bracket is usually just random tidbits I pulled from other sites and my own stupid thoughts such as:
-I picked St. Joes and St. Marys to upset because Easter is this weekend and Jesus has a lot running on this shit.
-I picked Duke to lose to Arizona because....well..Fuck Duke in the ear.
- I picked Xaiver to go to the Elite Eight because X's are cool man, just ask Bender.
- Finally, I picked UCLA to win it all because..... I start drinking at work early? I really have no answer. Call it random idiocy.
So there you have it, I'm no better than that annoying secretary in your office. I think RC is going to be live blogging tomorrow with a little more insight than I can provide. I will be watching from my office and yelling nonsensical gibberish at the screen about missing free throws.
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In a couple of my brackets, I used the "middle-aged woman in the office who knows nothing about college basketball" tactic, and picked 99% higher seeds. We shall see if this works
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