David Mamet is directing Ford commericals?
Just have Alec Baldwin on screen screaming "You see this car? That car costs more than your house. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You go out and buy this fucking car! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, buy a Chevy. "